Kitsune's Strongman Simulator Page

     Do you like having pecs that bulge like gleaming shiny bald heads? Maybe you like crushing cans with your own! If you want to be more ripped than a pair of old jeans or that shirt you left in the drier too long, then Strongman Simulator is for you! Level up and become the Strongest Of All Time (SOAT)!

     That's right you Baby Noob! Those feathers are so heavy, it is time to glisten in the sun and work your way through the ranks of becoming the Ultimate Muscle Machine! So get those feathers across the finish line, workout those glorious flabby pecs and pull your way to being the SOAT! I want you pulling Castles and Frilly Rainbows by the end of the day!

     We are so amazing that we have entered Season3! So many nobs.... *sniffle*..... making their way to becoming a Chad or an Absolute Unit! Make us proud. Grab that weight set, and crush your enemies wills by pulling those Tractors and Arcade Machines to victory! You like friends? You need companions to embarrass your neighbors with? Grab a Space Invader or even embarrass your friends with a Cooked Turkey for your pet, and watch them weep as you quadruple your rewards to their week baby Energy numbers! 

     In the meantime, sit back, grab some ducks and toilets and show the world how ripped you are!